(Me without you is like an ocean without water.) Moi sans toi, c’est comme un océan sans eau.(In the kingdom of my heart, you’re the princess.) Dans le royaume de mon cœur, c’est toi la princesse.(Your dad is a thief – he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.) Ton père est un voleur, il a volé toutes les étoiles du ciel pour les mettre dans tes yeux.Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither, but it broke the ice.You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.There must be something wrong with my eyes.Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?.You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat-up line.Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?.I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?.I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.I don’t want you falling for anyone else. Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.(Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?.Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?.Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.There’s something wrong with my phone.Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.We hope you enjoy them.Ģ5 cheesy and cringy English pick-up lines Laugh, cry and ridicule away at the worst and most cringe-worthy pick-up lines in English, French, German, Italian, Polish, Russian and Spanish. Laugh at the cheesy stuff, we can do, but forgive the unforgivable, we can’t! * Small disclaimer alert: we’ve excluded all dirty, lewd chat-up lines. So, as a Valentine’s Day special in 2022, we’ve asked a handful of our Busuu community to recall their silliest and best chat-up line war stories.* So while we wouldn’t recommend walking up to someone you like and delivering a cheesy chat-up line as a conversation starter, they can be an entertaining read on paper. Funny to some, maybe, but as mind-blowing as saying I love you? Not so much. Though we can all agree they’re not the most romantic or charming things in the world. They’re kind of like ice breakers – things people used to shout across streets and whisper into ears (you know, when socialising outside households was actively encouraged!), and now typically swap on online dating apps like Tinder. Whatever you call them, chat-up lines in English, and all other languages, are often used by men – and sometimes women – to catch a potential love interest’s attention.

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